themattsbusiness: Usher Ne-yo Trey Songz Unless you can be one of them^^ Always be them.
When people think your celebrity crush is ugly
sodamnrelatable: ”YOU’RE UGLY.”
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
readmor: if im not hot in like 5 years im so done with everything
people: you're so mean
me: i'm nice i just dont like you
"can you get off tumblr for a minute?"
When people from your school say a joke you heard...