July 2012
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me: *running*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
Jul 30th
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Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.
Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
Boy # 1: really
*silence*
Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
Boy # 1: what
Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG
bless this post.
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dumbirish: parasailin-sarahpalin: just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs  at least were running
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skinned-teen: Scientists say that there’s a possibility of Mars having enough water to support life. But there’s no wifi so no one cares bye
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alwaysholdingontostars9: LOL I was supposed to wake up at 8am for a run… & here I am stressing about loans, books, my job, commuting, getting good grades… I’m freaking out & I’m scared to be honest… :( I can’t sleep!
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ufuckinsnowglobe: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
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tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
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theslutnextdoorr: according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
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when you have a lot to say to your best friend and...
sodamnrelatable: well… via sodamnrelatable
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does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
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yesterday: i'll start tomorrow
today: tomorrow
tomorrow: tomorrow
10 years later: tomorrow
Jul 20th
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i really do like it when people tell me about themselves. it doesn’t matter what. it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. i like knowing about people. in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. you’re not bothering me with your rambling. i actually prefer to listen.
Jul 20th
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Things I Never Learned In High School
complexgirl: boguskudos: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking...
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qiuncy: ga-hyuk: pyralspite: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR THESE WERE THE BEST fiend for that world record book
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Reblog if you can't even
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Reblog if your penis is perfect.
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dekutree: i hate when people pour my cereal they don’t know the amount of milk i like they don’t know how much cereal i want they don’t know me they don’t know my life they don’t know what i been through
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