July 2012
36 posts
me: *running*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
me: *puts earbud back in ear*
Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.
Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
Boy # 1: really
*silence*
Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
Boy # 1: what
Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG
bless this post.
dumbirish:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs
at least were running
skinned-teen:
Scientists say that there’s a possibility of Mars having enough water to support life. But there’s no wifi so no one cares bye
alwaysholdingontostars9:
LOL I was supposed to wake up at 8am for a run… & here I am stressing about loans, books, my job, commuting, getting good grades… I’m freaking out & I’m scared to be honest… :( I can’t sleep!
ufuckinsnowglobe:
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
theslutnextdoorr:
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr
when you have a lot to say to your best friend and...
sodamnrelatable:
well…
via sodamnrelatable
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
yesterday: i'll start tomorrow
today: tomorrow
tomorrow: tomorrow
10 years later: tomorrow
i really do like it when people tell me about themselves. it doesn’t matter what. it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. i like knowing about people. in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. you’re not bothering me with your rambling. i actually prefer to listen.
Things I Never Learned In High School
complexgirl:
boguskudos:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking...
qiuncy:
ga-hyuk:
pyralspite:
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
THESE WERE THE BEST
fiend for that world record book
Reblog if you can't even
Reblog if your penis is perfect.
dekutree:
i hate when people pour my cereal
they don’t know the amount of milk i like
they don’t know how much cereal i want
they don’t know me
they don’t know my life
they don’t know what i been through